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The kefir review [Jul. 10th, 2008|09:24 pm]
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Nope, no fancy restaurant today, though I did go to that Toronto institution, Yueh Tung.

However, this is not a review of Yueh Tung (which doubtless, some of the Toronto crowd would argue is slowly sinking into mediocrity). Rather, it is a review of kefir.

What is kefir? Certainly not the infidel. No, we're talking about a legendary miracle drink that was popularized behind the Iron Curtain. It is supposed to do everything from lower your blood pressure and cholesterol, to help the lactose intolerant digest milk. Rather like yogurt, it is apparently fermented from grains of yeast and fats, which look a lot like cheese curds.

Well, ok, it's not exactly like yogurt. It's a LOT like yogurt, except thin, and has fermented to the point where there's a sub-1% alcohol level. It's slightly sour, much like ayran (a thinned-down yogurt drink), and has the type of effervescent mouth feel some would associate with champagne. I didn't find it very palatable, but toss in a banana, some loose blueberries, and put it in the blender, and you couldn't tell it's not yogurt. In fact, it was quite delicious, except for the slightly bloated, gassy feeling I was left with. A side effect of the bubbliciousness, to be sure.

All in all, it's definitely not a buy again. But hey, if you believe the Soviet-era propaganda, it CAN be made very palatable with a few extra ingredients.
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Globe Bistro - Summerlicious Review [Jul. 5th, 2008|11:06 am]
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It's been a long time since I've posted a food review here. And my promised French Laundry review still hasn't materialized, and will unfortunately, probably never materialize.

This time, your diner heads out to the Globe Bistro. Chowhound's opinon of this place has yoyo'd up and down, and they've had at least one change of chef. All that being said, the meal I had was quite good, particularly given the constraints of the Summerlicious menu, and the massive turnover they have to go through.

For starters, everyone had the braised belly pork. My feeling is that the pork is really done sous vide. Slices of gorgeous, Cumbrae pork belly comes deep fried, on a bed of fresh peaches and arugula. It's a nice combination of crispness, and soft, melt-in-your-mouth feel. The peaches also help cut down on the richness. Given the limitations of Summerlicious, it's a great way to make a simple, fast-cooking dish that works.

For my main course, I had the twice-cooked skirt steak. This was also done sous vide, with a quick sear in clarified butter to create a nice crust. It was tougher than I expected, but extremely flavorful. It was served with chimichurri, so I expect the chef wanted it a little tougher to evoke Argentinian grills. I would have prefered a slightly more tender piece of meat, which should be easy enough to do, given what I know about the sous vide process. However, this might produce a much redder piece of meat, which may be a turnoff for diners who don't like their steak still mooing. The fixings, which included deep-fried potato cubes mixed with olives, were also very good. Again, clever use of fast cooking times.

The rest of the party tried both the Rock Hen and the rainbow trout. The fish portion seemed on the small side, but given my last review of Chiado's, I perhaps have overly high expectations of how much fish most restaurants give. It was well-prepared, though people did not like the goat cheese sauce. The rock hen was greatly enjoyed - extremely tender and flavorful.

The dessert was a light mixture of Ontario berries in strawberry broth, and a dark chocolate tart. Both of them, given the limitations of Summerlicious (and the insane turnover rate) came with slightly melted ice cream. This probably worked better with the berry dessert than with the chocolate tart. On the plus side, however, the chocolate tart was extremely light, yet tasty.

It was a very fast dinner - less than an hour and a half - but at no time did we feel particularly rushed. All in all, it was a positive dining experience, and the restaurant worked quite effectively with the constraints of the Summerlicious rush, and a massive Friday night crowd.
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Looking for a sewing course [Jun. 25th, 2008|07:27 pm]
 I'm looking for a general interest sewing course this summer.  I was hoping to take one with the TDSB, but they aren't offering anything like that (probably because the high schools with the facilities will be closed).  Can anyone recommend something reasonably priced, which can teach the basic skills?  
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Quickie Review of iNoodle [May. 2nd, 2008|02:52 pm]
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It's been commonly accepted that Toronto's ramen scene is a cesspit of mediocrity.  Even Kenzo's is a place you go to because you badly want ramen, and not because it's actually great.

iNoodle (yes, idiotic name) continues this proud tradition of mediocrity.  The tonkotsu broth is heftily priced at $8.97 a bowl.  However, the contents don't live up to the price, as the noodles are over-boiled and limp, though at least from fresh.  The fixings also seem a little sparse, with a mere 3 pieces of chashu, a lonely piece of fish cake, and a pile of bean sprouts.

Go if you're desperate for noodles.
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Review of Chiado's [Apr. 19th, 2008|07:52 am]
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Was at Chiado's tonight, with family. There was a party of four, altogether.

For those who don't know, Chiado's is a traditional, classy, Portugeuse restaurant. Their specialty is fish, and there's quite a selection the menu. It also comes very highly recommended from a Chef friend of ours, and that's saying quite a lot.

We started off with an excellent amuse - a slice of light, skim milk cheese with herbed honey and a balsamic vinegar reduction. It wasn't French Laundry cheese puffs or cornet, but it was still quite good, though perhaps on an unnecessarily large plate.

Next, we got our appetizers. We had quite a mix - steamed clams, seared scallops, and the sardines. The sardines came across as a real highlight. They were served as fillets, half grilled, and half ceviched, with lots of olive oil, pickled onions, and roasted red peppers. Of the two, I preferred the ceviche, since I tend to prefer raw fish to cooked, but both were very well done. Still, this isn't exactly sashimi, with the chef going over the fillets with a pair of tweezers. There are bones to watch out for, and if this is a deal breaker, the dish is not going to work for you. The clams and the scallops were done just right, but these should be workhorse recipes which are consistently, competently executed in restaurants of this caliber.

Two members of our party had the grilled whole fish. Both fish were done the same way - grilled, with a salsa on top, and vegetables on the side. The accompaniments were sweet, heavy, and flavorful, leaning towards squash, sweet potato, and carrot. The perch was sweet, flavorful, with a real melt-in-the-mouth quality. The sea bass was denser, but the skin seemed to carry more of a rich, smoky flavor.

The rest of the entrees were rather forgettable next to the whole perch and bass. The monkfish I had was dense, slightly overdone, and covered in slightly creamy piri piri sauce which didn't appeal much to me. I think the fish would have been served better with more herb/spice crusting, and something fresh and zesty.

The entrees were all enormous. A place like Bymark would charge you the same price (around $40) and give you half as much food. However, don't expect any fancy flourishes. The only mousse here is a chocolate tower in the dessert menu, and the only foam is on your cappuccino.

As a side note, the size of the entrees are both a plus and a minus. To paraphrase Thomas Keller, the first bite is always the best. That's when your tastebuds are fresh. Each bite after, you get used to the stimulus, and it becomes less interesting. With a large, whole fish, finishing it can be a major chore. It certainly was, for my giant piece of monkfish.

The moral of the story? Be prepared for, and have the whole fish. If you aren't into whole fish, you'd probably be better served eating elsewhere.

The giant entrees didn't leave us with room for dessert, so unfortunately, nothing can be said about that.
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Catching Up [Apr. 14th, 2008|07:35 pm]
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It's been literally a month since my last post to LJ.

I was planning to write a long article on the differences between one, two, and three Michelin star restaurants, but it's a writing project that's since fallen by the wayside.

The problem, I find, is that I have a bit of ADHD when it comes to the various online commuities I'm part of. I'll go to periods where I post a lot to RPG.net. Then I'll go through a period where I spend a lot of time on the RPG.net chat channel. Then I'll go through Facebook phases. Then I'll just ignore all this online BS and spend my time playing video games and hanging out with my friends. Lately, I've been going through a Chowhound phase, which is part and parcel of eating some absolutely awful burgers.

I'm waiting for someone to create a genuine, workable, online community aggregator. Given the way things work, it's already happened.
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Arrived in California [Mar. 9th, 2008|10:02 am]
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Arrived in San Francisco. Got in at 4am local time last night. Woke up around 8 am or so... tired. We were only delayed 3 hours or so at the airport in Toronto, what with de-icing and all.

What really took the cake, though, was that when we got to the rental car terminal, the Hertz booking system went down... literally just after the guy in front of us got his car. We had to wait 15 minutes for the damn thing to come back up.
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Quote of the Day [Feb. 27th, 2008|03:35 pm]
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The quote of the day...

"Sir, we're teenagers.  We're not going to stop being dickheads just because you tell us too." 

Thank you for your honesty, son.
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Auto Assault - the Poster Child for Video Game Violence [Feb. 19th, 2008|08:31 pm]
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I had to do a prep coverage in a health class today, and I ended up leafing through the textbook. I saw a picture of an Auto Assault display under the chapter on video game violence.

I cracked up.

I had to explain to the kids the story behind Auto Assault... and how I knew this poor, poor lady who worked on the thing.
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Amusing quote about Ayn Rand [Feb. 15th, 2008|06:32 pm]
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From an interview with Ken Levine, creator of Bioshock:

"The surety she has in her beliefs was fascinating," he said. "She almost spoke like a super villain, like Dr Doom."


The real comedy gold comes from Yaron Brook, president of the Ayn Rand Institute:

"I think its flawed logic in the sense that he thinks that people have to be flawed," he said. "I think in many respects (Rand's) books do put her characters in real life.

"I think there are great people and perfect people and I think we all should strive to be great and perfect."

So, basically, his argument is that a REAL Randian hero (unlike, say, Andrew Ryan), would be TOTALLY PERFECT AND WITHOUT FLAW! It's a genius counterargument. Definitely.

Taken from Kotaku.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2008|01:09 pm]
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I'm sitting here, watching the antics of the graphic novel club.

I said to someone, "You should call your club the S.O.S. Brigade."

They're like, "What?  Like a distress call?"

They seem to have NEVER HEARD OF THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA.  Which is like, I don't know, playing boardgames and never having heard of Settlers of Catan.  It's shocking.  And appalling.  And I really feel like I should do something about it.

Except that Haruhi Suzumiya was never a graphic novel.  It was a light novel.
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Restaurants [Jan. 24th, 2008|06:02 pm]
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So...

I'm going to French Laundry.

That is all.
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A real conversation from class today [Jan. 18th, 2008|09:28 pm]
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Student A: Isn't Pennsylvania where Dracula comes from?

Student B: Who's Dracula?

This was a Grade 10 Class. It WAS Spec Ed. English, but still...
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RIP Xbox 360 [Jan. 13th, 2008|04:49 pm]
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I am now sad my Xbox is dead. Before I could even play Rock Band at home.

Fortunately, Microsoft Support is down to a science. They ask you 3 questions, and they tell you to sit tight and wait for their box, which has like a pre-paid mailing label.
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Irony [Jan. 11th, 2008|01:34 pm]
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I'm sitting in a classroom on prep, with the door closed.  All of a sudden, I hear a shout in the hallway:

"Why are you so loud?  You're being so annoying!"
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Really wrong things you find in a classroom [Jan. 11th, 2008|09:18 am]
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I'm in a high school special ed classroom, and my eye falls on a pile of novels that have been presumably left there by various people for the perusal of students.

And what do I see?

The Mercenaries of Gor, and the Renegades of Gor.

Here's the first line of Mercenaries: 

"I do not know about other women," she said, "but I am one who wishes to belong to a man, wholly." 

Fortunately, it's much thicker than the rest of the novels in the pile, so it's highly unlikely any impressionable young students might have read it.

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Update [Jan. 10th, 2008|12:13 pm]
This is my first update in ages. Someone in a mailing list I'm on started asking around about Tard-Blog.com, and of course, since I do work with special needs kids, I couldn't help but take a look.

The tone is wrong, wrong, wrong... but the content is all too right.
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Lower crime rate due to less lead? [Oct. 23rd, 2007|08:57 pm]
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Interesting story on Slashdot today:

Crime Reduction Linked to Lead-Free Gasoline

The original New York Times story can be found here:

Criminal Element

To summarize, an economist has discovered a strong correlation between lead reduction, and crime reduction. She argues, however, that there's a bit of a 20 year lag, just long enough for those kids exposed to peak levels of lead in the 1973 to commit lots of crimes in the early 1990s.

Interestingly enough, leaded gasoline in Canada wasn't banned until 1990, which might explain a thing or two about some of the kids I have to work with.
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Most Usless Product Ever [Oct. 21st, 2007|04:42 pm]
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I challenge you to find something more useless:

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/17/eatmecrunchy-cereal.html
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WTF [Oct. 6th, 2007|11:45 pm]
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Taken from the New York Times, in reference to militia groups in the Congo:

According to victims, one of the newest groups to emerge is called the Rastas, a mysterious gang of dreadlocked fugitives who live deep in the forest, wear shiny tracksuits and Los Angeles Lakers jerseys and are notorious for burning babies, kidnapping women and literally chopping up anybody who gets in their way

You couldn't make this shit up.
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